The average
Unmarried female
Basically insecure
Due to some
Long frustration
May react with
Psychosomatic
Symptoms
Difficult to endure
Affecting the upper
Respiratory tract
In other words
Just from
Waiting around
For that plain little
Band of gold
A person can
Develop a cold
You can spray
Her wherever you
Figure
The streptococci
Lurk
You can give her
A shot for
Whatever she's got
But it just
Won't work
If she's tired of
Getting the fisheye
From the hotel clerk
A person can
Develop a cold
It says here
The female
Remaining single
Just in the
Legal sense
Shows a neurotic
Tendency
See note
See note note
Chronic organic
Syndromes
Toxic or
Hypertense
Involving the eye
The ear and
The nose and throat
In other words
Just from wondering
Whether the
Wedding is on
Or off
A person can
Develop a cough
You can feed her
All day with
The Vitamin A
And the Bromo Fizz
But the medicine
Never gets
Anywhere near
Where the trouble is
If she's getting
A kind of a name
For herself
And the name
Ain't his
A person can
Develop a cough
And furthermore
Just from stalling
And stalling
And stalling
The wedding trip
A person can
Develop La Grippe
When they get
On the train
For Niagara
And she can hear
Church bells chime
The compartment
Is air-conditioned
And the mood sublime
Then they get off
At Saratoga
For the
Fourteenth time
A person can
Develop La Grippe
La Grippe
La post nasal drip
With the wheezes
And the sneezes
And a sinus that's
Really a pip
From a lack of
Community property
And a feeling
She's getting too old
A person can
Develop a bad
Bad cold