I'm a Mother
I'm a lover
A chef
a referree
I'm a Doctor
and a chauffer
seven days a week
I ain't asking
for a medal
yeah I know
you work too
I'd just like
a little credit
where credit is due
It's the hardest
gig I've known
I work my fingers
to the bone
Yeah the dishes
and the diapers
never stop
Lousy pay
there ain't no 401k
I know this may
come as a shock
But this here's
a full time job
Well I'm takin
a vacation
I could use a little fun
I'll be sippin
on the silence
And soaking
up the sun
I'm leavin you
my apron
You can try it
on for size
You said there's
nothing to it
So I'm sure
you'll be fine
It's the hardest
gig I've known
I work my fingers
to the bone
Yeah the dishes
and the diapers
never stop
Lousy pay
there ain't no 401k
I know this may
come as a shock
But this here's
a full time job
In a day or
maybe two
You'll be changing
your tune
By then you'll be
ready to drop
Working my
full time job
This here's a
full time job