Hey ee yeah eah eah
Well 5:30 pm rolls around
There's a little old joint
outside of town
I only got time
for a couple of beers
And a juke box song
ringin' in my ear
The next thing you know
The bartender's pourin'
Shots are flowin'
Got me stonin'
All I really know
is that I should be goin'
But I'm soakin'
up the moment
I'm all jacked up
All jacked up
Don't believe I've ever
had this much
One thing I've learned
When you get tore up
Time sure flies
when you're all jacked up
It was gettin' mighty close
to 9 o'clock
What the h*** I had
one more shot
Then I winked at a boy
at the end of the bar
Guess I mighta musta
gone a little too far
'Cause a big ole girl
walked outta the blue
10 foot 2
and a bad attitude
Stepped right up
and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it comin'
I deserved it too
'Cause I was all jacked up
All jacked up
Don't believe I've ever
had this much
One thing I've learned
When you get tore up
Don't start no stuff
when you're all jacked up
Don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
That's what they said
when I got my last beer
Oh my God
It's 2 o'clock
I can't find my keys
And my truck's locked
So I grabbed a tire tool
And I broke my window
Hurt my elbow
Got me in though
Two foot later
Backed into the light pole
All the town folk
got a good choke
All jacked up
All jacked up
Don't believe I've ever
had this much
One thing I've learned
When you get tore up
Don't drive your truck
when you're all jacked up
Jacked up
Oooo oo oo oo oo
One thing I've learned
When you get tore up
Don't start no stuff
when you're all jacked up
One thing I've learned
When you get tore up
Don't drive your car
Don't start no stuff in no bar
H*** I wouldn't even
tell anybody where you are
When you're
all all all all all all all
jacked up
All jacked up
All jacked up
All jacked up
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Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
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