I've no wish to hurry
you luv
But have you seen
the time
It's quarter to ten
and we're supposed
to be there
at nine
I don't think
the registrar
Will be very pleased
When we show
up an hour late
Like two frozen peas
Both now facing
for the first time
Presently and past
Something that
begins with M
And ends in alas
More than not
complete disaster
Even form the start
What could it be
It's Matrimony
I know how you've
dreamt about
Being walked down
the aisle
But think of the
money we'll save
And you'll see
it's worthwhile
It won't please our
mums and dads
But they don't
even know,
Besides if they did
what's the betting
They wouldn't even go
You and me are
all that matters
Disregard the rest
Trust your soon
to be old man
He knows what is best
Very shortly now
there's going to be
An answer from you
Then one from me
That's matrimony
I'm truly grateful for
the little things in life
That have made
me so glad
Every other hour
that I spend with you
Is not in the
least bit sad
Quite the
opposite in fact
And if you don't
believe me
Here's the proof
Ask me if I and
I'll say, Aye, I do
Whoa whoa whoa,
whooo
Whoa whoa whoa,
whooo
You and me are
all that matters
Disregard the rest
Trust your soon
to be old man
He knows what is best
Very shortly now
there's going to be
An answer from you
Then one from me
That's matrimony
Marriage the joining
together of the two
people
For better or for worse