I WAS A REBEL
FROM THE DAY
I LEFT SCHOOL
GREW MY HAIR LONG
AND BROKE
ALL THE RULES
I'D SIT AND LISTEN
TO MY RECORDS
ALL DAY
WITH BIG AMBITIONS
OF WHEN I COULD PLAY
MY PARENTS
TAUGHT ME
WHAT LIFE WAS ABOUT
SO I GREW UP THE TYPE
THEY WARNED
ME ABOUT
THEY SAID MY FRIENDS
WERE JUST
AN UNRULY MOB
AND I SHOULD
GET A HAIRCUT
AND GET A REAL JOB
GET A HAIRCUT
AND GET A REAL JOB
CLEAN YOUR ACT UP
AND DON'T BE A SLOB
GET IT TOGETHER
LIKE YOUR
BIG BROTHER BOB
WHY DON'T YOU
GET A HAIRCUT
AND GET A REAL JOB
I EVEN TRIED THAT
NINE TO FIVE SCENE
I TOLD MYSELF
THAT IT WAS
ALL A BAD DREAM
I FOUND A BAND
AND SOME
GOOD SONGS TO PLAY
AND NOW I
PARTY ALL NIGHT
I SLEEP ALL DAY
I MET THIS CHICK
SHE WAS MY
NUMBER-ONE FAN
SHE TOOK ME HOME
TO MEET HER
MOMMY AND DAD
THEY TOOK
ONE LOOK AT ME
AND SAID OH MY GOD
GET A HAIRCUT
AND GET A REAL JOB
GET A HAIRCUT
AND GET A REAL JOB
CLEAN YOUR ACT UP
AND DON'T BE A SLOB
GET IT TOGETHER
LIKE YOUR
BIG BROTHER BOB
WHY DON'T YOU
GET A HAIRCUT
AND GET A REAL JOB
GET A REAL JOB
WHY DON'T YOU
GET A REAL JOB
GET A REAL JOB
WHY DON'T YOU
GET A REAL
I HIT THE BIG TIME
WITH MY
ROCK 'N' ROLL BAND
THE FUTURE'S
BRIGHTER NOW
THAN I'D EVER PLANNED
I'M TEN TIMES RICHER
THAN MY
BIG BROTHER BOB BUT
HE'S GOT A HAIRCUT
AND HE'S GOT
A REAL JOB
GET A HAIRCUT
AND GET A REAL JOB
CLEAN YOUR ACT UP
AND DON'T BE A SLOB
GET IT TOGETHER
LIKE YOUR
BIG BROTHER BOB
WHY DON'T YOU
GET A HAIRCUT
AND GET A REAL JOB
GET A REAL JOB
WHY DON'T YOU
GET A REAL JOB
GET A REAL JOB
WHY DON'T YOU
GET A REAL