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Goodnight
And thank you McGauty
You've completed your task
What more could we ask
Of you now?
Please sign the book
On your way out the door
And that will be all
If we need you we'll call
But I don't think
That's likely somehow
Oh but it's sad
When a love affair dies
The carving
The closing of doors
But we must be honest
We're fooling ourselves
Which means up yours!
There is no-one, no-one at all
There is no-one, no-one at all
Never has been
Never has been
And never will be a lover
And never will be a lover
Male or female
Male or female
Who hasn't an eye on
Who hasn't an eye on
In fact they rely on
In fact they rely on
Tricks they can try on
Tricks they can try on
Their partner
Their partner
They're hoping their lover
They're hoping their lover
Will help them or keep them
Will help them or keep them
Support them, promote them
Support them, promote them
Don't blame them
Don't
You're the same
You're the same
Goodnight
And thank you whoever
She's in every magazine
Been photographed, seen
She is known
We don't like to rush
But your case has been packed
If we've missed anything
You could give us a ring
But we don't always
Answer the phone
Oh but it's sad
When a love affair dies
But when we were hot
We were hot!
By now you look better
Than good times we've shared
But Eva will not!
There is no-one, no-one at all
There is no-one, no-one at all
Never has been
Never has been
And never will be a lover
And never will be a lover
Male or female
Male or female
Who hasn't an eye on
Who hasn't an eye on
In fact they rely on
In fact they rely on
Tricks they can try on
Tricks they can try on
Their partner
Their partner
They're hoping their lover
They're hoping their lover
Will help them or keep them
Will help them or keep them
Support them, promote them
Support them, promote them
Don't blame them
Don't blame them
You're the same
You're the same
Goodnight
And thank you whoever
We are grateful you found her
A spot on the sound radio
We'll think of you
Every time she's on the air
We'd love you to stay
But you'd be in the way
So do up your trousers and go
Oh but it's sad
When a love affair dies
The decline into silence and doubt
Our passion
Was just too intense to survive
For God-sake, get out!
Oh, but this line's
An embarrassing sign
Someone has made us look fools
Argentine men call the sexual shots
Someone has altered the rules
Fame on the wireless
As far as it goes
Is all very well
But every girl knows
She needs a man
She can monopolize
With fingers
In dozens of different pies