F##K CHRISTMAS
IT'S A WASTE OF F#####G TIME
F##K SANTA
HE'S JUST OUT TO GET YOUR DIME
F##K HOLLY AND F##K IVY
AND F##K ALL THAT MISTLETOE
WHITE-BEARDED
BIG FAT B#####DS
RINGING BELLS WHERE'ER YOU GO
AND BLOATED MEN
IN SHOPPING MALLS
ALL GOING HO-HO-HO...
IT'S F#####G
CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN
F##K CHRISTMAS
IT'S A F#####G DISNEY SHOW
F##K REINDEER
AND ALL THAT F#####G SNOW
F##K CAROLS
AND F##K RUDOLPH
AND HIS STUPID F#####G NOSE
F#####G
SLEIGH BELLS TINKLING
EVERYWHERE YOU F#####G GO
F##K STOCKINGS
AND F##K SHOPPING
IT JUST DRIVES US ALL INSANE
GO TELL THE ELVES
TO F##K THEMSELVES
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN