IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH OH
OH WHAT A GIRL
THERE'S NONE SO CLASSY
AS THIS FAIR LASSIE
OH OH
OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A CHASSIS
WE WENT RIDING
SHE DIDN'T BALK
FROM THE COUNTRY
I'M THE ONE
THAT HAD TO WALK
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH OH WHAT A GIRL
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH OH
OH WHAT A GIRL
SHE WEARS LONG TRESSES
AND NICE TIGHT DRESSES
OH OH
WHAT A FUTURE
SHE POSSESSES
OUT IN PUBLIC
HOW SHE CAN YAWN
IN A PARLOR
YOU WOULD THINK
THE WAR WAS ON
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH OH WHAT A GIRL
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH OH
OH WHAT A GIRL
THERE'S NONE SO CLASSY
AS THIS FAIR LASSIE
OH OH OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A CHASSIS
I HAD A MOUSTACHE
AND TRAINED IT
LIKE A PUP
SHE'S GOT SUCH HOT LIPS
SHE KISSED ME ONCE
AND BURNED IT UP
IF YOU KNEW SUSIE
LIKE I KNOW SUSIE
OH OH WHAT A GIRL
OH
OH WHAT A GIRL