Santa's sleigh might
fly right on past
With all the camouflage
around this place
So we bought every string
of lights Wal-Mart had
Now he can see the house
from outer space
Shot down some ducks
and some mistletoe
A lot of love
and a pot of gumbo
Hunt you down
a Christmas tree
Thank God mama's
cookin' is free
Round up your
redneck family
And watch Rudolph
the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Like Jesus
and Santa Claus
We got love behind
these beards
Wishin' you a
hairy Christmas
And a happy happy
Happy New Year
Buy the kids
a big trampoline
Everybody gets
a new shotgun
We're a camel short
of a manger scene
But there's a guy in
Texas who'll rent us one
Duck season
and holiday cheer
There's nothin' like
this time of year
Hunt you down
a Christmas tree
Thank God mama's
cookin' is free
Round up your
redneck family
And watch Rudolph
the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Like Jesus
and Santa Claus
We got love behind
these beards
Wishin' you a
hairy Christmas
And a happy happy
Happy New Year
We got the pig
Got the turkey
Got the chicken
Got the duck
Miss Kay's
in the kitchen
gonna light it up
So hunt you down
a Christmas tree
And blow it up
on New Year's Eve
Round up your
redneck family
And watch Rudolph
the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Like Jesus
and Santa Claus
We got love behind
these beards
Wishin' you a
hairy Christmas
And a happy happy
Happy New Year
Wo wo wo
Ho ho ho
Can I hang an ornament
in your beard Willie
You're just mad 'cause
you can't grown one
It's comin' in
That's embarassin'
to all men
Aw yeah