Elvis he's a hero
he's a superstar
And I hear that
Paul McCartney drives
a Rolls Royce car
And Dylan sings
for millions
And I just sing for free
Oh everybody's
makin' it big but me
Oh, everybody's makin'
it big but me
Everybody's makin'
it big but me
Neil Diamond sings
for diamonds
And here's ole
rhinestone me
Oh everybody's makin'
it big but me
Well I hear that
Alice Cooper's got a
foxy chick
To wipe off his snake
and keep him rich
And Elton John's got
two fine ladies
And Doctor John's
got three
And I'm still seein'
them same old sleezoes
that I used to see
Everybody's makin'
it big but me
Everybody's makin'
it big but me
I've got charisma
And personality
How come everybody's
makin' it big but me?
Well I paint my face
with glitter
just like Bowie does
And I wear the
same mascara
that Mick Jagger does
And I even put some
lipstick on
But that just hurt
my dad and mom
And everybody's
makin' it big but me
Everybody's makin'
it big but me
Everybody's makin'
it big but me
They got groupies
for their bands
And all I got is
my right hand
And everybody's
makin' it big but me
Everybody's makin' it,
makin' it, makin' it
Everybody's makin' it big
Everybody's makin' it,
makin' it, makin' it
Everybody's makin' it big
Everybody's makin' it,
makin' it, makin' it
Everybody's makin' it big
Everybody's makin' it,
makin' it big but me