Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum hon
I got that old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
But I can fee-fi or fo diddly-fum
here I come
So Peter Piper
I'm hyper than Pinocchio's nose
'Cause I'm a super-cala-fragilistic
tic-tac pro
I gave a oopsy daisy
now you've got the Krazy
Drazy with the books
Googley-goo where's the gravy
So one two
unbuckle my um shoe
Yabba Doo hippity-hoo crack a brew
So trick or treat smell my feet
yup I drippedy-dropped a hit
So Books get on your mark
and spark that old censorship
Drip drats and double drats
I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kids
The boogedy-woogedy Brooklyn boy's
about to get his dig
My waist bone's connected to my
hip bone
My hip bone's connected to my
thigh bone
My thigh bone's connected to my
knee bone
My knee bone's connected to my heh
hardy-har-har-har
The jibbedy-jabber jaw
ja-jabbing at your funny bone um
Skip the Ovaltine
I'd rather have my honeycomb
Or preferably the sinsemilla
Let's spiggedy-spark the blunts um
Dun dun-dun dun dun
Dun dun
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Well I'll be darned
shiver me timbers yo
head for the hills
I picked a weeping willow
and a daffodil
So back up bucko or I'll
pulverize McGruff 'cause
this little piggy gets busy and stuff
Arrivederci heavens to mercy
honky tonk I get swift
I caught a Snuffleupagus
and smoked a boogaloo spliff
I got the nooks the crannies
the nitty gritty 40 doe
So all aboard castaway
hey where's my boogaloo
Oooh I'm steamin' a-go-ny
Why's everybody always pickin' on me
They call me Puddin' Tane
and rap's my game
You aks me again
and I'll t-tell you the same
Since I'm the vocal vegemintarian hon
stick 'em up freeze so
no Parks sausages mom please
A-Blitz shoots the breeze
twiddly-dee shoots his lip
Krazy Drayzie shot the sheriff
yup and I shot the gift
And that's pretty sneaky
sis oh yo
I got my socks off my rocks off
my Nestle's cup of cocoa
Holly Hobbie tried to slob me
tried to rob me silly stunt
Diggedy dun dun-dun dun dun
Dun dun
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Yahoo hi-de-ho
yup I'm coming around the stretch
So here Fido boy
fetch boy fetch
I got the rope-a-dope a slippery choker
look at me get raw
And I'm the hickory-dickory
top of the morning boogoloo big jaw
With the yippedy zippedy
Winnie the Pooh
bad boy blue
Ayo Krazy I got the gusto
What up I swing that too
So nincompoop I gave a hoot
and stomp a troop without a strain
Like Rosco P. Coltrane
I spiggedy-spark a spiff and give a
twist like Chubby Checker
I take my Froot Loops with two scoops
and make it double decker
Oh Finster Baby
come to Papa Duke
A babaloo ooh
a babaloo boogedy-boo
I went from Gucci to Stussy
to fliggedy-flam a groupie
To Zsa Zsa
to yibbedy-yabba dabba hoochie koochie
Tally ho I
I'll take my Stove Top instead of potato so
Maybe I'll shoot 'em now nope
maybe I'll shoot 'em later yep
I used to have a dog and
Bingo was his name oh so uh
B-I-N-G-O oh
You do the hokey pokey and
turn yourself around hon so uh
Dun dun-dun-dun dun dun
Dun dun
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