Hey back when
I was goin' to school
I never learned a thing
All I did was daydream
I'm waitin' for the bell to ring
I had a certain teacher
I always tried to impress her
When she stood up
in the classroom
I would mentally undress her
Then one day I decided
that I would write a little letter
She said the spelling
was a masterpiece
The punctuation
could be better
I understood
what she was sayin'
I got the gist of her sentiment
Said I don't mean
to be degradin'
But here's a way
that it should've went
I love you period
And do you love me
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I love you period
And do you love me
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Please please
exclamation point
I wanna hold you
in parentheses
Right on up to high school
people said
I was a writin' fool
All my letters
became really great
with punctuation
that was never late
But I was havin'
trouble meetin' girls
I never knew the things to say
But soon I had 'em all over
Well when they heard me
talk this way
Like this
I love you period
And do you love me
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Please please
exclamation point
I wanna hold you
in parentheses
I love you period
And do you love me
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Please please
exclamation point
I wanna hold you
in parentheses
Come on
I love you period
And do you love me
question mark
Please please
exclamation point
I wanna hold you
in parentheses