(KISSING SOUND)
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YOU KNOW
I'M REALLY GON'
MISS YOU
SUGAR BRITCHES
HA HA HA HA
I'M GON' MISS
YOU TOO BOOG
HA HA HA
YOU'RE SO CUTE
MM I KNOW
NOW I'M ONLY GONNA
BE GONE A FEW DAYS
BUT NOW THERE IS
A FEW THINGS
I NEED YOU TO DO
WHILE I'M GONE
OH I FIGURED
THERE'S SOMETHIN'
NOW QUIT COMPLAININ'
OH
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS
CUT THE GRASS
HERE WE GO
WASH THE CAR
TRIM THE HEDGES
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PAINT THE FENCE
CLEAN THE POOL
GIVE THE DOG A BATH
(WHISTLE)
DEFROST THE FRIDGE
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CLEAN OUT
THE GARAGE
RIGHT
SWEEP THE CHIMNEY
AND I'LL SEE YOU
ON MONDAY
I LOVE YOU
BOOGIE-BOOGIE
HA HA LOVE YOU TOO
AND YOU
YOU DON'T WORRY
'BOUT ME
I'LL BE JUST FINE
I GOT MY SOCKS
DRYIN' IN THE
MICROWAVE
HAIR ON MY BACK
I DON'T PLAN TO SHAVE
I GOT THE HOUSE
TO MYSELF
WHILE THE WIFE'S AWAY
WELL I'LL BE
ROCKIN' ALL NIGHT
YEAH I THINK I'LL
DRINK ME
AN ICE-COLD BREW
LOUNGE IN MY BOXERS
LIKE I USED TO DO
THERE'LL BE NO
ALLY McBEAL
ON THE TUBE NO
I'LL BE WATCHIN'
THE FIGHT
WELL IT'S A GREAT
DAY TO BE A GUY
PLAYIN' CARDS
WITH MY BUDDIES
UNTIL SUNRISE
YOU KNOW
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT
MY NEIGHBOR WOULD
BE SUNBATHIN' TOPLESS
LORD SHE SURE
LOOKS GOOD
I CAUGHT
A TEN-POUND BASS
OUT ON THE LAKE
PLAYED EIGHTEEN HOLES
WITH MY
BEST FRIEND JAKE
BEST BALLS I HIT WAS
WHEN I STEPPED ON
A RAKE OH
WELL THAT WASN'T
TOO BRIGHT
NOW I LOOK IN
THE FRIDGE
WHAT DO I SEE
LAST NIGHT'S PIZZA
STARIN' BACK AT ME
PEPPERONI
AND ANCHOVIES
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT
WELL IT'S A GREAT
DAY TO BE A GUY
BUCK NAKED IN
MY LAWN CHAIR
SWATTIN' AT FLIES
GOT SOME
HOT DOGS ON
THE CHARCOAL GRILL
I DON'T WANNA
BURN MY WEINERS
BUT I PROBABLY WILL
THAT FRIED BOLOGNA
AND CHEESE MACARONI
TASTED
GOOD THIS AFTERNOON
BUT NOW I'M PASSIN'
SOME SERIOUS
GAS AND
I MIGHT HAVE TO
LEAVE THE ROOM
TEE HEE
WELL I MIGHT
GO GET ME
A NEW HAIRDO
SPEND A
COUPLE HOURS AT
A TANNING BOOTH
MIGHT EVEN
GET ME
A GOLD FRONT TOOTH
AND IT'S A GREAT
DAY TO BE A GUY
BUT WHEN MY WIFE
GETS HOME
SHE'S GONNA
TAN MY HIDE I'LL BE
HUNG OVER BUT
LOOKIN' GOOD
FROM A WEEK
OF RELIVIN'
MY BACHELORHOOD
IT'S A
GREAT DAY
TO BE A GUY
BUT ANOTHER
WEEK OF THIS AND
I'LL PROBABLY DIE I
TEND TO PARTY HARDER
THAN I SHOULD
WHEN MY WIFE'S
NOT HERE TO
MAKE ME BE GOOD
YAY HOO