IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT
DOWN AT TACO MAC
IT'S LIKE A CAN
OF SARDINES
THE WAY THE PLACE
IS PACKED
THEY'RE PILED IN HERE
FOR JUST ONE THING
IT AIN'T THE
BEER BATTERED GREASE
SOAKED ONION RINGS
TO HEAR
THE KARAOKE KING
WELL I'M
THE BIGGEST STAR
TO EVER HIT THIS TOWN
HECK I'M KNOWN
FOR AT LEAST
A MILE AROUND
I'M A VOCAL CHAMELEON
AFTER A COUPLE OF
BREWS
I SOUND LIKE VINCE
GARTH TERRI CLARK
AND REBA TOO
WHEN I SING
I SWEAR THE GIRLS
COME UNWOUND
AND MY
"FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES"
ALWAYS BRING
THE HOUSE DOWN
THEY ALL PUT DOWN
THEIR BEER AND WINGS
TO HEAR
THE KARAOKE KING
I'M A PART TIME
BEAUTICIAN
A WANNABE MUSICIAN
I WAS BORN WITH IT
IN MY BLOOD
I'M A MOVER
AND A SHAKER
A REQUEST TAKER
AND THE PRESIDENT
OF MY OWN FAN CLUB
I SIGN EIGHT BY TENS
FOR ALL MY FRIENDS
BEATS ALL
YOU'VE EVER SEEN
IT WON'T BE LONG
BEFORE I GET
A RECORD DEAL
THE KARAOKE KING
I GUESS Y'ALL WONDERIN'
WHAT I'M STILL DOIN'
'ROUND HERE
SINCE I WON
THE CROW SPRINGS
KARAOKE COMPETITION
LAST YEAR
I SANG
"HE STOPPED LOVING HER
TODAY"
JUST LIKE GEORGE JONES
AND WON THIS
GOLD PLATED
CHROME TIPPED
MICROPHONE
WELL THE ONLY TIME
THAT I EVER GOT BOOED
IS WHEN I BUSTED A RAP
BY THE TWO LIVE CREW
THE MORE Y'ALL DRINK
THE BETTER I SING
THE KARAOKE KING
I'M A PART TIME
BEAUTICIAN
A WANNABE MUSICIAN
I WAS BORN WITH IT
IN MY BLOOD
I'M A MOVER
AND A SHAKER
A REQUEST TAKER
AND THE PRESIDENT
OF MY OWN FAN CLUB
I KNOW EVERY WORD
TO EVERY SONG
YOU'VE HEARD
'CAUSE THEY'RE PRINTED
RIGHT THERE
ON THE SCREEN
I EVEN STAND
ON THE BAR
PLAYIN' AIR GUITAR
THE KARAOKE KING
SOME PEOPLE CALL IT
KARAOKE
I CALL IT
A SUMMER TOUR
I'M CLEDUS
THE KARAOKE KING