I'm Miss American
Dream since
I was seventeen
don't matter if I
step on the scene
Or sneak away
to the Philippines
they're still gonna take
pictures of my derriere
in the magazine
You wanna
piece of me?
I'm Miss Bad
Media Karma
another day
another drama
Guess I can't see
the harm in working
and being a mama
And with a kid
on my arm
I'm still an
exceptional earner
D'you wanna
piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles Of
The Rich And Famous
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God
that Britney's shameless'
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra!
This just in!
I'm Mrs. 'She's too big
now she's too thin'
I'm Mrs. 'You wanna
piece of me?
Tryin' and p***in'
me off
Well get in line
with the Paparazzi
who's flippin' me off
Hopin' I'll resort
to some havoc and
end up settlin' in court
Now are you sure
you wanna
piece of me?
I'm Mrs. 'Most likely
to get on the TV for
slippin' on the streets'
when getting the
groceries, no, for real
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's
panic in this industry
I mean please
Do you wanna
piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles Of
The Rich And Famous
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God
that Britney's shameless'
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra!
This just in!
I'm Mrs. 'She's too big
now she's too thin'
I'm Miss American
Dream since
I was seventeen
Don't matter if I
step on the scene
Or sneak away
to the Philippines
They're still gonna take
pictures of my derriere
in the magazine
D'you wanna
piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles Of
The Rich And Famous
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God
that Britney's shameless'
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra!
This just in!
I'm Mrs. 'She's too big
now she's too thin'
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles Of
The Rich And Famous
I'm Mrs. 'Oh my God
that Britney's shameless'
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra!
This just in!
I'm Mrs. 'She's too big
now she's too thin'