I took her out, it
Was a
Friday night
I wore cologne
To get the
Feeling right
We started
Making out
And she took off
My pants
But then I turned
On the TV
And that's about
The time
She walked away
From me
Nobody likes you
When you're 23
And you're still
More amused by
TV shows
What the hell is,
ADD?
My friends say
I should act
My age
What's my age,
Again?
What's my age,
Again?
Then later on
On the drive home
I called her mum
From a
Pay phone
I said I was
The Cops
And your
Husband's
In jail
This State looks
Down
On sodomy
And that's about
The time the bitch
Hung up on me
Nobody likes you
When you're 23
And you're still
More amused by
Prank phone calls
What the hell is,
Call ID?
My friends say
I should
Act my age
What's my age,
Again?
What's my age,
Again?
And that's about
The time
She walked away
From me
Nobody likes you
When you're 23
And you still act like
Like you're in
Freshman year
What the hell is,
Wrong with me?
My friends say
I should
Act my age
That's about the
Time that
She broke up
With me
No one should
Take themselves
So seriously
With many years
Ahead to
Fall in line
Why would you,
Wish that on me?
I never want to
Act my age
What's my age,
Again?
What's my age,
Again?
What's my age,
Again?