WHEN YOU WALKED IN
I SAID WITH A GRIN
THAT WE WERE JUST
TALKIN' 'BOUT YOU
WE ALL HAD TO LIE
BECAUSE YOU WOULD CRY
IF YOU KNEW WE WERE
LAUGHIN' AT YOU
IN THE MOMENTARY
LULL BEFORE THE
BAND BEGINS TO PLAY
THERE'S AN OVERWHELMING
STENCH OF ALIBI
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I SAID ON THE PHONE
DON'T WAIT 'TIL I'M HOME
BUT I'M SURE I COULD
HEAR YOU CRYING
I SAID WHERE I WAS
BUT YOU DOUBT IT BECAUSE
IT'S THE CALLER I.D.
YOU'RE BUYIN'
IN THE HOUR THAT IT
TOOK FOR ME TO
DRIVE UP TO THE DOOR
YOU'D ARRANGED ALL MY
BELONGINGS ON THE LAWN
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HAVE YOU HEARD
THE ONE ABOUT THE BOY
WHO MOVED INTO A
HENHOUSE TO SLEEP
HE WOKE UP
WITH EGG ON HIS FACE
WHEN HE FOUND OUT
ALL THE HENS HAD
CROSSED THE STREET
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AS I WALKED OUT
I THOUGHT ABOUT
ALL I HAD LEFT BEHIND ME
I FELT THE CHILL
BECAUSE I WAS STILL
WEARING THE EMPEROR'S
NEW CLOTHES
MY MIND WAS RACING
WITH EACH CHANCE
THAT I HAD MISSED
WHILE YOUR NEXT DOOR
NEIGHBOUR SOAKED ME
WITH THE HOSE
I'VE NEVER FELT SO SMALL
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO DISSED
AS I SHIVER, DRIPPING
WHILE THE CHORUS GOES
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