IT'S BEEN
ONE WEEK
SINCE YOU LOOKED
AT ME
COCKED YOUR HEAD
TO THE SIDE
AND SAID I'M ANGRY
FIVE DAYS
SINCE YOU LAUGHED
AT ME
SAYING GET THAT
TOGETHER
COME BACK
AND SEE ME
THREE DAYS
SINCE THE LIVING ROOM
I REALIZED IT'S ALL
MY FAULT
BUT COULDN'T
TELL YOU
YESTERDAY YOU'D
FORGIVEN ME
BUT IT'LL STILL BE
TWO DAYS
TILL I SAY I'M SORRY
HOLD IT NOW
AND WATCH
THE HOODWINK
AS I MAKE YOU
STOP THINK
YOU'LL THINK
YOU'RE LOOKING
AT AQUAMAN
I SUMMON FISH
TO THE DISH
ALTHOUGH I LIKE
THE CHALET SWISS
I LIKE THE SUSHI
'CAUSE IT'S NEVER
TOUCHED A FRYING PAN
HOT LIKE WASABI
WHEN I BUST RHYMES
BIG LIKE LEANN RIMES
BECAUSE I'M
ALL ABOUT VALUE
BERT KAEMPFERT'S
GOT THE MAD HITS
YOU TRY TO MATCH WITS
YOU TRY TO HOLD ME
BUT I BUST THROUGH
GONNA MAKE A BREAK
AND TAKE A FAKE
I'D LIKE A STINKIN'
ACHIN' SHAKE
I LIKE VANILLA
IT'S THE FINEST
OF THE FLAVORS
GOTTA SEE THE SHOW
'CAUSE THEN
YOU'LL KNOW
THE VERTIGO
IS GONNA GROW
'CAUSE IT'S SO
DANGEROUS
YOU'LL HAVE TO SIGN
A WAIVER
HOW CAN I HELP IT
IF I THINK YOU'RE FUNNY
WHEN YOU'RE MAD
TRYING HARD
NOT TO SMILE
THOUGH I FEEL BAD
I'M THE KIND OF GUY
WHO LAUGHS AT A
FUNERAL
CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I MEAN
WELL YOU SOON WILL
I HAVE A TENDENCY
TO WEAR MY MIND
ON MY SLEEVE
I HAVE A HISTORY
OF TAKING OFF
MY SHIRT
IT'S BEEN
ONE WEEK SINCE
YOU LOOKED AT ME
THREW YOUR ARMS
IN THE AIR
AND SAID
YOU'RE CRAZY
FIVE DAYS SINCE
YOU TACKLED ME
I'VE STILL GOT
THE RUG BURNS
ON BOTH MY KNEES
IT'S BEEN
THREE DAYS
SINCE THE AFTERNOON
YOU REALIZED IT'S
NOT MY FAULT
NOT A MOMENT
TOO SOON
YESTERDAY
YOU'D FORGIVEN ME
AND NOW I SIT BACK
AND WAIT TILL YOU
SAY YOU'RE SORRY
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
CHICKITY CHINA
THE CHINESE CHICKEN
YOU HAVE A DRUMSTICK
AND YOUR BRAIN
STOPS TICKIN'
WATCHIN' X-FILES
WITH NO LIGHTS ON
WE'RE DANS LA MAISON
I HOPE THE SMOKING
MAN'S IN THIS ONE
LIKE HARRISON FORD
I'M GETTING FRANTIC
LIKE STING I'M TANTRIC
LIKE SNICKERS
GUARANTEED TO SATISFY
LIKE KUROSAWA
I MAKE MAD FILMS
OKAY I DON'T
MAKE FILMS
BUT IF I DID THEY'D
HAVE A SAMURAI
GONNA GET A SET
OF BETTER CLUBS
GONNA FIND
THE KIND
WITH TINY NUBS
JUST SO MY IRONS
AREN'T ALWAYS FLYING
OFF THE BACKSWING
GOTTA GET IN TUNE
WITH SAILOR MOON
'CAUSE THAT CARTOON
HAS GOT THE BOOM
ANIME BABES
THAT MAKE ME THINK
THE WRONG THING
HOW CAN I HELP IT
IF I THINK
YOU'RE FUNNY
WHEN YOU'RE MAD
TRYING HARD
NOT TO SMILE
THOUGH I FEEL BAD
I'M THE KIND OF GUY
WHO LAUGHS
AT A FUNERAL
CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I MEAN
YOU SOON WILL
I HAVE A TENDENCY
TO WEAR MY MIND
ON MY SLEEVE
I HAVE A HISTORY
OF LOSING MY SHIRT
IT'S BEEN
ONE WEEK
SINCE YOU LOOKED
AT ME
DROPPED YOUR ARMS
TO YOUR SIDES
AND SAID I'M SORRY
FIVE DAYS
SINCE I LAUGHED
AT YOU
AND SAID
YOU JUST DID JUST
WHAT I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA DO
THREE DAYS
SINCE THE LIVING ROOM
WE REALIZED WE'RE
BOTH TO BLAME
BUT WHAT COULD WE DO
YESTERDAY
YOU JUST SMILED
AT ME
'CAUSE IT'LL STILL
BE TWO DAYS
TILL WE SAY
WE'RE SORRY
IT'LL STILL BE
TWO DAYS TILL WE
SAY WE'RE SORRY
IT'LL STILL BE
TWO DAYS TILL WE
SAY WE'RE SORRY
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