MOMMY AND DAD
ARE NEVER NERVOUS
OR MAD
WHEN YOU
TEENAGERS GO
DOWNTOWN
DADDY AND MOM
JUST STAY AT HOME
AND KEEP CALM
AND WATCH
THE LATE LATE SHOW
UPTOWN
'CAUSE WHEN YOU KIDS
ARE GONE
WE GET TO
SPEND SOME TIME
ALONE HERE
THAT'S OUR
ONLY CHANCE TO USE
THE BATHTUB OR
THE PHONE HERE
WHEN YOU'RE AWAY
BESIDES WE'RE STUCK
WHERE WE ARE
BECAUSE YOU KIDS
TOOK OUR MONEY
YOU KIDS TOOK OUR CAR
AND WENT
DOWNTOWN
WHERE CAN YOU
POSSIBLY
DOWNTOWN
IT'S TWENTY
AFTER THREE
DOWNTOWN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY
LET'S FRUG
YOU DON'T COME HOME
TILL FOUR A.M.
'CAUSE YOU'RE ROAMING
IN THE STREETS
SOMEWHERE
DOWNTOWN
WE WOULD FEEL SWELL
IF ONLY SOMEONE
WOULD TELL US
WHAT GOES ON
DOWN THERE
DOWNTOWN
BUT EVERY TIME
WE ASK YOU
WHAT YOU'RE DOING
AFTER DARK THERE
YOU JUST SAY THAT
YOU WERE FRUGGING
TO PETULA CLARK THERE
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN
SO KIDS GIVE YOUR
FOLKS A BREAK
BECAUSE YOU'RE
DRIVING US CRAZY
WE SIT HERE ALL NIGHT
AND TAKE
MILLTOWN
SWALLOWING PILLS
SO WE'LL
CALM DOWN
COUNTING THE HOURS
YOU'RE
DOWNTOWN
YOU AND YOUR FRUG
AND YOUR SLOP
WHILE WE'RE
LYING THERE
WE TRY TO WATCH
THE TELEVISION
THEN YOU CALL US UP
AND SAY YOU'VE HAD
A SLIGHT COLLISION
THERE GOES THE CAR
BESIDE THAT
YOU'VE BEEN ARRESTED
SO WE'VE GOTTA GET UP
AND
WE'VE GOTTA
GET DRESSED AND GO
DOWNTOWN
BORROW A CAR AND GO
DOWNTOWN
THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE
YOU FINKS
DOWNTOWN
WAIT'LL I GET
YOU KIDS HOME
THERE'LL BE NO MORE
FRUGGING
NO SWIMMING
NO JERK
NO MASHED POTATO
NO SLOP
AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHIN' ELSE
YOU'RE GONNA
STAY HOME
TOMORROW NIGHT
AND YOUR MOTHER AND I
ARE GOING DOWNTOWN
AND WE'RE GONNA DANCE
THE TANGO
AND THE WALTZ
AND THE FOXTROT
AND WE'RE GONNA DO
THE BUNNY HOP
THAT'S A NICE DANCE
AND THERE'LL BE
NO MORE FRUGGING
IS THAT QUITE CLEAR
NO MORE
FRUGGING