I love that mountain
with those four big heads
I love Velveeta
slapped on Wonder Bread
I love a commie
even if he's good and dead
Yeah
I love Old Glory
and homemade pie
I think them Ruskies
should be sterilized
I love my chicken
Kentucky Fried
Finger Lickin' Good
Hey there this is A.B. Cooper
From Cooper's Carnival
of Clean and Classic Cars
It's our Fourth of July sale
Here at Cooper's Carnival of
Clean and Classic Cars
At the corner of
Collins and Commerce
I've got lot full of the finest
funny looking cars money can buy
at the prices even you can afford
So come on down
and say hello to me and granny
And bring the kids
to meet my snake
I say bye
granny says bye
and the snake says sss
I love General Patton
in World War II
My Pocket Fisherman
and my Crazy Glue
I love the Beav
and Wally too yeah
I love the bomb
hot dogs and mustard
I love my girl
but I sure don't trust her
I love what
the Indians did to Custer
Here they come
There they go
I love my jeans
and I love my hair
I love a real tight skirt
and a real nice pair
and on the fourth of July
I love the rockets' red glare
I watch the A-Team
every Tuesday night
I graduated
but I ain't too bright
I love Detroit
'cause I was born to fight
I love the Tigers
but I hate the Mets
I ride my Hog
but I race my Vette
I got a job but
hell I'm still in debt
I love my bar
and I love my truck
I'd do most anything
to make a buck
I love a waitress
who loves to flirt
They're the best kind
Turn me on
Well gotta go now