How to stay paralyzed
By fear of abandonment
How to defer to men
In solvable predicaments
How to control someone
To be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work
And have them run away from you
How to keep people at arms length
And never get too close
How to mistrust the ones
You supposedly love the most
How to pretend you're fine
And don't need help from anyone
How to feel worthless unless
You're serving or helping someone
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership
Looks when taught by the best
How to hate women when you're
Supposed to be a feminist
How to play all pious
When you're really a hypocrite
How to hate God when you're
A player and a spiritualist
How to sabotage your fantasies
By fears of success
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership
Looks when taught by the best
I've been doing research
For years
I've been practicing
My *** of
I've been training
My whole life
For this moment
I swear to you
Culminating just to be
This well versed leader
Before you
I'll teach you all this
In eight easy steps
The course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership
Looks when taught by the best
How to lie to yourself
And thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when you're
Thinking of killing yourself
How to numb out aholic
To avoid going with him
How to stay stuck and blue
By blaming him for everything
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership
Looks when taught by the best
In eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime
You'll never forget
I'll show you how to
In eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership
Looks when taught by the best