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Overweight freaks ride
around on wheelchairs
Motorized by electric motors
made by goblins
in a factory overseas
They're there to buy drywall
and other products
That they can eat
back at home on the sofa
They watch TV
they watch TV
about a man named
Chandler Bing
Who died in a freak hot
tubbing accident
And spent his time
drinking hot dog flavored water
On a popular TV show
called Tub Girls
I don't wanna
pay for anything
Clothes and food
and drugs for free
If it was 1970
I'd have a job
at a factory
I am a man
that's made of meat
You're on the internet
looking at feet
I hate almost
everything that I see
And I just
wanna disappear
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I stand outside of
the McDonald's
I'm uh flexing my muscles
'til I explode
I hope they see me
in the drivethru lane
I I hope they see me
in the drivethru lane
I stand outside of
the LL Bean
I'm trying to get
some free woman sweaters
You know what I mean
I hope they see me
in the drivethru lane
I hope I hope they
I hope they
I hope they
I don't wanna
pay for anything
Clothes and food
and drugs for free
If it was 1970
I'd have a job
at a factory
I am a man that's
made of meat
You're on the internet
looking at feet
I hate almost
everything that I see
And I just
wanna disappear
I'm subscribed
to your mom's OnlyFans
I spent five bucks a month
to get pictures of
her flappy giblets
And I spent another
ten dollars a month
to chat with her
on the AI chat program
It feels great
I don't wanna
pay for anything
Clothes and food
and drugs for free
If it was 1970
I'd have a job
at a factory
I am a man that's
made of meat
You're on the internet
looking at feet
I hate almost
everything that I see
And I just
wanna disappear
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