Honey they're bringin'
out a TV crew
They want to do a story
'bout me and you
They'll be stringin' up
bright lights in the backyard
There'll be cameras
on their shoulders
We'll be readin' cue cards
Leave them long
johns on the line
If the kids look dirty
that'll be just fine
They're gonna put us on the
lifestyles of the
not so rich and famous
They want to see us
go hog wild
over beans and barbecue
They want to see my Fairlane
up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talkin' 'bout the lifestyles
of the not so rich and famous
Tell 'em 'bout your Mama
in the bowlin' league
Tell 'em 'bout junior
and his baseball team
I'll show my nine point
buck on the wall
I'll blow a few times
on my new duck call
Let 'em see Ol' Blue
how he sleeps all day
We'll bring out the Elvis
TV trays
They're gonna put us on the
lifestyles of the
not so rich and famous
They want to see us
go hog wild
over beans and barbecue
They want to see my Fairlane
up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talkin' 'bout the lifestyles
of the not so rich and famous
Yeah our idea
of high class livin'
Is sittin' on the porch
on a cool night
Our champagne and caviar
is an RC Cola and a Moon Pie
I'm talkin' 'bout the lifestyles
of the not so rich and famous
Lifestyles of the
not so rich and famous