WELL IT'S
FRIDAY EVENIN'
SIX O'CLOCK
AND ALL MY FRIENDS
ARE TWISTIN' OFF
I'M AT THE HOUSE
JUST TURNIN' ON TV
WELL THEY ALL WONDER
WHY I'VE CHANGED
HOW MANY TIMES
MUST I EXPLAIN
IT'S BASIC
HONKY-TONK ANATOMY
THE DRINKIN' BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
PARTY BONE
THE PARTY BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
STAYIN'-OUT-
ALL-NIGHT-LONG
AND SHE WON'T THINK
IT'S FUNNY AND
I'LL WIND UP ALL ALONE
AND THE LONELY BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
DRINKIN' BONE
HEY TWO PLUS TWO IS
ALWAYS FOUR AND
DOWN IS SOUTH AND
UP IS NORTH AND
THIRTY-TWO DEGREES
IS FREEZIN' COLD
YOU PLAY WITH FIRE
YOU WIND UP BURNED
THE EARLY BIRD
GETS THE WORM
BUT THE ONLY THING
YOU REALLY NEED
TO KNOW
IS THE DRINKIN' BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
PARTY BONE
THE PARTY BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
STAYIN'-OUT-
ALL-NIGHT-LONG
AND SHE WON'T THINK
IT'S FUNNY AND
I'LL WIND UP ALL ALONE
AND THE LONELY BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
DRINKIN' BONE
YEAH NOW
SING IT WITH ME
LET'S MAKE SURE
YOU KNOW
THE DRINKIN' BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
PARTY BONE
THE PARTY BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
STAYIN'-OUT-
ALL-NIGHT-LONG
AND SHE WON'T THINK
IT'S FUNNY AND
I'LL WIND UP ALL ALONE
AND THE LONELY BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
DRINKIN' BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
PARTY BONE
THE PARTY BONE'S
CONNECTED TO
THE STAYIN'-OUT-
ALL-NIGHT-LONG
AND SHE WON'T THINK
IT'S FUNNY AND
I'LL WIND UP ALL ALONE
AND THE LONELY BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE
DRINKIN' BONE