WE WENT OUT
ON A DOUBLE DATE
ME AND EDITH
YOU AND KATE
BEFORE WE GOT
PAST OUR FRONT GATE
THERE YOU WERE
MAKING EYES AT EDITH
WHILE YOU WERE
MAKING TIME WITH KATE
YOU CAN'T HAVE
YOUR KATE
AND EDITH TOO
YOU RASCAL YOU
AH DE DA LADY HOO
THEN WE WENT
TO A DRIVE IN SHOW
YOU WERE KISSING ON
KATE
SHE WOULDN'T
LET YOU GO
I LOOKED AT EDITH
STARTED FEELING BOLD
I FOUND YOUR BIG
HAIRY HAND HOLDING
ON TO THE HAND
I WAS TRYING TO HOLD
YOU CAN'T HAVE
YOUR KATE
AND EDITH TOO
YOU RASCAL YOU
AH DE DA LADY HOO
4 BAR
BREAK
EDITH ASKED
ME IF I WOULD
GET HER SOME POPCORN
I SAID I WOULD
WHEN I GOT BACK
DAD BLAMED IF YOU
HADN'T CRAWLED INTO
THE BACK SEAT
WITH EDITH AND KATE
WAS BACK THERE TOO
YOU CAN'T HAVE
YOUR KATE
AND EDITH TOO
YOU RASCAL YOU
AH DE DA LADY HOO
YEARS HAVE PASSED
SINCE THAT FIRST DATE
I MARRIED EDITH
YOU MARRIED KATE
NOW EVERY NIGHT
WHEN I COME HOME
YOUR CAR'S
IN THE DRIVEWAY
KATE'S IN THE CAR
AND YOU AND EDITH ARE
IN THE HOUSE ALONE
YOU CAN'T HAVE
YOUR KATE
AND EDITH TOO
YOU RASCAL YOU
AH DE DA LADY HOO
MAN
YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND
YOU CAN'T HAVE
YOUR KATE
AND EDITH TOO