Well my body
could use a little slimmin'
I keep my shirt on
when I go swimmin'
and I ain't seen
my feet since 1984
The old lady wants
to roll in the hay
we turn the lights down
all the way
cuz I don't look good
naked anymore
No I don't look good
naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried
double-wide version
of the man
I was before
if I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit
through that door
and I don't look good
naked anymore
Well I used to be
a helluva man
I chopped wood
with just one hand
but I can't do the things
I've done before
Well it all happened
kinda slow
but I guess I kinda
let myself go
now I don't look good
naked anymore
No I don't look good
naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried
double-wide version
of the man
I was before
if I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit
through that door
and I don't look good
naked anymore
With each and
every passing year
came a lot of
french fries and beer
and my belly hung
a little closer to the floor
Now my belly is
big as a truck
And the old lady
don't wanna....
SHE DON'T WANNA!
cuz I don't look good
naked anymore
No I don't look good
naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried
double-wide version
of the man
I was before
if I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit
through that door
and I don't look good
naked anymore
No I don't look good
naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried
double-wide version
of the man
I was before
if I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit
through that door
and I don't look good
naked anymore
No I don't look good
naked anymore