I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS
LIFTING SOME LEAD OFF
THE ROOF OF THE
HOLY NAME CHURCH
IT WAS WORTHWHILE
LIVING A LAUGHABLE LIFE
TO SET MY EYES
ON THE BLISTERING SIGHT
OF A VIAR IN A TUTU
HE'S NOT STRANGE
HE JUST WANTS TO
LIVE HIS LIFE THIS WAY
A SCANTY BIT OF A THING
WITH A DEORATIVE RING
WOULDN'T COVER
THE HEAD OF A GOOSE
AS ROSE COLLECTS
THE MONEY IN A CANNISTER
WHO COMES SLIDING
DOWN THE BANNISTER
THE VICAR IN A TUTU
HE'S NOT STRANGE
HE JUST WANTS TO
LIVE HIS LIFE THIS WAY
THE MONKISH MONSIGNOR
WITH A HEAD FULL OF PLASTER
SAID MY MAN, GET YOUR VILE
SOUL DRY-CLEANED
AS ROSE COUNTS THE
MONEY IN THE CANNISTER
AS NATURAL AS RAIN
HE DANCES AGAIN
MY GOD, THE VICAR IN A TUTU
OH YEAH
OH, YEAH, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
WOAH...
OH, THE VICAR IN A TUTU
OH YEAH
OH...
THE NEXT DAY IN THE PULPIT
WITH FREEDOM AND EASE
COMBATTING IGNORANCE
DUST AND DISEASE
AS ROSE COUNTS THE
MONEY IN THE CANNISTER
AS NATURAL AS RAIN
HE DANCES AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
IN THE FABRIC OF A TUTU
ANY MAN COULD GET USED TO
AND I AM THE LIVING SIGN
AND I'M A LIVING SIGN...
I AM A LIVING SIGN
I'M A LIVING SIGN...
I AM A LIVING SIGN
I'M A LIVING SIGN, SIGN
I AM A LIVING SIGN