I read the news today
oh boy
About a lucky man
who made the grade
And though the news
was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out
in a car
He didn't notice
that the lights
had changed
A crowd of people
stood and stared
They'd seen
his face before
nobody was really sure
if he was from the
House of Lords
I saw a film today
oh boy
The English Army
had just won the war
A crowd of people
turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book
I'd love to
tu...rn yo..u o..n
Woke up
fell out of bed
dragged a comb
across my head
Found my way
downstairs and
drank a cup
and looking up
I noticed I was late
I found my coat
and grabbed my hat
I made the bus
in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs
and had a smoke
and somebody spoke
and I went into a dream
I read the news today
oh boy
Four thousand holes
in Blackburn
Lancashire
And though the holes
were rather small
They had to count
them all
now they know how
many holes it takes
to fill the Albert Hall
I'd love to
tu...rn yo...u o..n