"Hey Chubbs,
there's a phone
call for ya"
"Who is it?"
"Alice"
"Who the Fffffff**k
is Alice? "
Sally called when she
got the word
She said I suppose
you've heard?
About Alice
Alice is a disease
Christopher Robin went
down with her didn't he?
Well I rushed to the window,
I looked outside
And I could hardly
believe my eyes
There's a big limousine
movin' up into Alice's drive
Oh I don't know why she's
leaving or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 24 years
I've been living next
door to Alice
Alice, who the
f**k is Alice
24 years just
waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glance
Now I've gotta get used
to not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the f**k is Alice
Grow up together,
kids in the park
Carved our initials
deep in the bark
Me and Alice
Alice, Alice springs that's
in Australia isn't it
Now she walks through the door
with her head held high
Just for a moment
I caught her eye
As the big limousine
pulls slowly
out of Alice's drive
I don't know why she's
leaving or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 24 years
I've been living next
door to Alice
Alice, who the
f**k is Alice
24 years just
waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glance
Now I've gotta get used
to not living next door
to Alice
Alice, who the
f**k is Alice
Sally called back
asked how I felt
She said I know how to help,
Get over Alice
She said now Alice is gone,
but I'm still here
Y'know I've been
waiting for 24 years
Then the big limousine
disappeared, limousine,
yeah oh thanks lads,
cheers I'll just walk
I don't know why she's
leaving or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
Cause for 24 years
I've been living next
door to Alice
Alice, who the
f**k is Alice
24 years just
waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glance
Now I've gotta get used
to not living next door
to Alice
Alice, who the f**k is Alice
Now I've gotta get used
to not living next door
to Alice
So chubby who is Alice
more to the point
who the f**k is Sally
Because she's at the door