One day when
I was chillin' in
Kentucky Fried
Chicken
Just mindin' my
Business eatin'
Food and finger
Lickin'
This dude walked
In looking strange
And kind of funny
Went up to
The front
With a menu and
His money
He didn't walk
Straight kinda
Walked
Side to side
He asked this
Old lady
"Yo umm is this
Kentucky Fried "
The lady said
"Yeah" smiled and
He smiled back
He gave a quarter
And his order
"Small fries
Big mac "
You be illin' illin'
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Today you won a
Ticket to see Dr. J
Front row seat
In free no pay
Radio in hand
Snacks by feet
Games's about to
Start you kickin'
Popcorn
To the beat
You finally wake up
Doc's going
To town
Round his back
To the hoop
Then you scream
"Touch down "
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The other day
Around the way
I seen you illin'
At a party
Drunk as a skunk
You illin' funk
In your left hand
Was Bacardi
You went up to
This fly girl and
Said "yo yo can
I get this dance "
She smelled your
Breath and then
She left you
Standin' in your
lllin' stand
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For dinner you
Ate it there is
None left
It was salty with
Butter and
It was def
You proceeded
To eat it 'cause
You was
In the mood
Perhaps you did
Not read it was
A can of
Dog food
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