A man's got a heart
hasn't he?
Joking apart
hasn't he?
And though I'd be
the first one to say
that I wasn't a saint
I'm finding it hard
to be really as black
as they paint
I'm reviewing
the situation
Can a fella be
a villain all his life?
all the trials!
and tribulation!
Better settle down
and get myself a wife!
And a wife would cook
and sew for me
and come for me
and go for me
And go for me
and nag at me
the finger
she would wag at me
The money she would
take from me
a misery
she'd make from me
I think I'd better
think it out again!
A wife you can keep
anyway
I'd rather sleep, anyway
Left without anyone
in the world
and I'm starting
from now
So "how to win friends
and to influence people"
So how?
I'm reviewing
the situation
I must quickly look up
everyone I know
Titled people
with a station
Who can help me
make a real
impressive show
I will own a suite
at Claridges
and run a fleet of
carriages
And wave at all
the duchesses
With friendliness
as much as is
befitting of my new estate
"Good morrow to you
magistrate!"
he he he he he he
I think I'd better
think it out again!
What happens when I'm
seventy?
Must come a time
seventy
When you're old
and it's cold
and who cares if
you live or you die?
Your one consolation's
the money you may
have put by
I'm reviewing
the situation
I'm a bad 'un and a bad 'un
I shall stay!
you'll be seeing
no transformation
But it's wrong to be
a rogue in every way
I don't want nobody
hurt for me
or made to do
the dirt for me
This rotten life
is not for me
it's getting far
too hot for me
There is no in
between for me
but who will change
the scene for me?
Don't want no-one
to rob for me
but who will find
a job for me?
I think I'd better
think it out again!
Hey!