Spoken...
HEY, LISTEN!
LISTEN!
OI, LISTEN, LOOK!
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS
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IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
NEVER MAKE A
PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
SO, FROM MY PERSONAL
POINT OF VIEW
GET AN UGLY GIRL
TO MARRY YOU
IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
NEVER MAKE A
PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
SO, FROM MY PERSONAL
POINT OF VIEW
GET AN UGLY GIRL
TO MARRY YOU
A PRETTY WOMAN MAKES
HER HUSBAND LOOK SMALL
AND VERY OFTEN
CAUSES HIS DOWNFALL
AS SOON AS HE MARRIES HER
THEN SHE STARTS
TO DO THE THINGS
THAT WILL BREAK HIS HEART
BUT IF YOU MAKE AN
UGLY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
YOU'LL BE HAPPY FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
AN UGLY WOMAN
COOKS YOUR MEALS ON TIME
SHE ALWAYS GIVES YOU
PEACE OF MIND
IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
NEVER MAKE A
PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
SO, FROM MY PERSONAL
POINT OF VIEW
GET AN UGLY GIRL
TO MARRY YOU
YEAH! WOAH!
SO, IF YOUR FRIENDS SAY
YOU HAVE NO TASTE
GO AHEAD AND MARRY ANYWAY
THOUGH HER FACE IS UGLY
HER EYES DON'T MATCH
TAKE IT FROM ME
SHE'S A BETTER CATCH
IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
NEVER MAKE A
PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
SO, FROM MY PERSONAL
POINT OF VIEW
GET AN UGLY GIRL
TO MARRY YOU
Spoken...
YEAH?
OH, YEAH?
WELL, NO, BUT
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
HER BUBBLE AND SQUEAK
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IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
NEVER MAKE A
PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
SO, FROM MY PERSONAL
POINT OF VIEW
GET AN UGLY GIRL
TO MARRY YOU
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH
YEAH-YEAH-YEAH
IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
NEVER MAKE A
PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
SO, FROM MY PERSONAL
POINT OF VIEW
GET AN UGLY GIRL
TO MARRY YOU
IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
NEVER MAKE A
PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
SO, FROM MY PERSONAL
POINT OF VIEW
GET AN UGLY GIRL
TO MARRY YOU
Spoken...
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT
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YEAH-YEAH-YEAH
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