Sit up and listen
I riff on the rhythm
The sickest musician
the slickest magician
Who'll slip and then
zip into different positions
While lifting a brick
with no slip of permission
I'm not the most
vicious of villain
I'm nicking it just
to make Vanilla thrillin'
I'm not into killing
but if you were given
the gift of intuition
Then keep me within
your peripheral vision
'Cause I'm of
a jittery disposition
I'm a nervous guy
that prefers to hide
I'm terrible shy and
I don't know why
So please do me
the following courtesy
and never look me
in the purple eyes
I'm averse to
being observed at night
So if you see me
you deserve to die
You don't want to mess
with the Endermen
No no no no no no no
You don't want to mess
with the Endermen
No no no no no no
Right I see you peeking at me
through the glass
in the door
What chap are you
asking for more
Boy you're jibbering
jabbering like an old
man reminiscing of
back in the war
I'm naturally massively tall
I should be practising
basket-ty ball
but I can't find a ball
without corners at all
So I'm passing the time
by unstacking your wall
If we pass in the hall
you're gon' have to ignore me
Perhaps you should look at
the grass on the floor
Grab a map and
explore the various biomes
but be aware this is my home
I roam through the night alone
hoping to find someone
I can bone
But I'm out of sight and mind and
time like a rotarydial phone
I don't want to die alone
my type of solo's a xylophone
You don't want to mess
with the Enderman
No no no no no no no
You don't want to mess
with the Enderman
No no no no no
Rock it
You don't want to mess
with the Enderman
No no no no no no no
You don't want to mess
with the Enderman
No no no no no
Hahahaha
Don't look me in the eye
You better run and hide
I'm chasin' after you
until you die
Deadly as a knife
beautifully designed
I'm hunting you tonight
until you die
It's time to tell the truth
a bomb you can't defuse
So easily amused to
watch you die
Don't you try to fight
you're lucky you're alive
I have you in my sights
No no no
Now you see me
now you don't
Shoving a dirt
block down your throat
You better not be
getting out your boat
I suggest that you don't leave
the house alone
Oh no I'm on a mission to win
this staring competition
I'll let you live on
just one condition
If you put a pumpkin upon
you're forgiven
No no no no