I wouldn't be
so alone
If they knew
my name
in every home
Kevin Spacey would
call on the phone
But I'd be too busy
Come back to the
old five and dime
Cameron Diaz give
me a sign
I'd make you smile
all the time
Your conversation
would compliment
mine
I will talk and
Hollywood will listen
See them bow at
my every word
Mister Spielberg look
just what
you're missing
Doesn't it seem
a little absurd
Bow at my
every word
Buy up the rights
to my book
Live on a ranch
from what the
box office took
I'll go and
visit the set
They'll call me
their saviour
All the peoples
will scorn celebrity
Lives on the moon
But, I'll be back
home in June
To promote
the sequel
I will talk and
Hollywood will listen
See them bow
at my
every word
Mister Spielberg
look just what
you're missing
Doesn't that seem
a little absurd
Bow at my
every word