I'm working 9 to 5
it's like I'm buried alive
my boss is always
on my case
and I hate him
He's got a Mercedes Benz
with really lame ass rims
and I'm stuck at
the bus stop waiting
His girlfriend is eighteen
and my girl just
dumped me
she said
"You can't afford me"
and went for the money
the money, money, money
I wish I was a rock star
Oh-oh oh-oh
breaking all the
girls hearts
Oh-oh oh-oh
if I was Eddie Vedder
Oh-oh oh-oh
I'd bet you'd
like me better
Oh-oh oh-oh
Doing shots of Patron
with Pink and Emma
Stone and the paparazzi
stalk is where they
carry me home
I wish I'd learned to
play the damn guitar
I wish I was a rock star
I wish I was a rock star
When I got home from
work it went from bad
to worse my roomy
sold my X-box
for a 6-pack
I wanna kick his ass
and get all my cash back
but he's six foot four
and a douchebag
So I'm heading to L.A.
with the guitar
I can't play
Hoping to some day
make a lot of money
money, money, money
I wish I was a rock star
Oh-oh oh-oh
breaking all the
girls hearts
Oh-oh oh-oh
if I was Eddie Vedder
Oh-oh oh-oh
I'd bet you'd
like me better
Oh-oh oh-oh
Doing shots of Patron
with Pink and Emma
Stone and the paparazzi
stalk is where they
carry me home
I wish I'd learned to
play the damn guitar
I wish I was a rock star
I wish I was a rock star
I learned a couple
of chords and kept
the verses short
it was sad but now
it's kinda funny
I wrote a catchy song
that went to number one
about a girl that left me
for the money
Now I am a rock star
Oh-oh oh-oh
breaking all the
girls hearts
Oh-oh oh-oh
Hangin' out with Vedder
Oh-oh oh-oh
I bet you like me better
Oh-oh oh-oh
Doing shots of Patron
with Pink and Emma
Stone I bet you wish
you were the one that
got to carry me home
Thank God I learned
to play the damn guitar
And I thank you for
the way you
broke my heart
'Cause now I am
a rock star
I am a rock star
I'm a rock star