IF YOU AIN'T A MAN
WITH A LOT OF GUTS
A DOG-GONE WOMAN'LL
DRIVE YOU NUTS
YOU CAN'T TRUST ONE
TO THE CORNER
NOWADAYS
GOT TO WATCH
YOUR DOOR
SHE'LL CHEAT YOU BLIND
A WOMAN AIN'T GOT
BUT A ONE TRACK MIND
YOU'LL FIND OUT BUD
IT'S THE MAN
THAT ALWAYS PAYS
SHE'LL FEED YOU A LINE
THAT'LL TURN
YOUR HEAD
AND YOU'LL MARRY HER
AND WHEN YOU'RE
IN BED
SHE'LL GO THROUGH
ALL THE POCKETS
IN YOUR PANTS
THEN IF YOU OBJECT
THERE'LL BE A BIG FIGHT
AND CHANCES ARE
IT'LL LAST ALL NIGHT
I'M TELLIN' YOU MAN
YOU JUST AIN'T
GOT A CHANCE
NEVER NEVER
TRUST A WOMAN
YOU'LL BE SORRY
IF YOU DO
NEVER NEVER
TRUST A WOMAN
SHE'LL JUST MAKE
A MONKEY
OUT OF YOU
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
THOUGH WOMEN
ARE HANDY
AROUND THE HOUSE
THEY CAN'T BE TRUSTED
BY MAN OR MOUSE
IT'S A SHAME
THE WAY THEY DRAG
A GOOD MAN DOWN
IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT
THEY TALK TOO MUCH
THEY DIG UP DIRT ABOUT
THE NEIGHBORS AND SUCH
AND PAUL REVERE
THE GOSSIP
ALL AROUND TOWN
YOU'LL BLOW YOUR TOP
WHEN THEY GET IN
YOUR HAIR
THEY'LL DRIVE YOU
TO DRINKIN'
AND MAN I SWEAR
YOU'LL WISH
YOU'D NEVER SEEN
THE LIGHT OF DAY
WELL I'M TIPPIN' YOU OFF
YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED
WHEN ONE OF THEM
FEMALES
GET YOU HOOKED
SO YOU'D BETTER
THINK IT OVER
WHILE YOU MAY
NEVER NEVER
TRUST A WOMAN
YOU'LL BE SORRY
IF YOU DO
NEVER NEVER
TRUST A WOMAN
SHE'LL JUST MAKE
A MONKEY
OUT OF YOU
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
I'M TELLIN' YOU MAN
IT'S A DIRTY SHAME
TO COME HOME LATE
FROM A POKER GAME
TO A LITTLE WIFE
THAT'S GONNA GIVE YOU
HECK
SHE'S SITTIN' ALONE
WITH A ROLLIN' PEN
SHE'LL LET YOU HAVE IT
WHEN YOU WALK IN
AND WHEN SHE GETS
THROUGH WITH YOU
YOU'LL BE A WRECK
IF YOU'VE HAD
A LITTLE NIP
AND SHE SMELLS
YOUR BREATH
SHE'LL START IN
NAGGIN' YOU
HALF TO DEATH
AND BUD YOU'LL HAVE TO
PUT UP WITH THAT
FOR LIFE
'CAUSE PREACHER SAID
FOR BETTER OF WORSE
AND 'TIL YOU RIDE THAT
BIG BLACK HEARSE
YOU JUST NATURALLY
GOT YOURSELF A WIFE
NEVER NEVER
TRUST A WOMAN
YOU'LL BE SORRY
IF YOU DO
NEVER NEVER
TRUST A WOMAN
SHE'LL JUST MAKE
A MONKEY
OUT OF YOU