He was old-school as huntin'
in a flannel
Took me with him slap middle
of the rut
I was tryin' to get me one
for the mantle
He was tryin' to fill the
Frigidaire up
We met back at his
C-10 custom
He was waitin' with a
doe and a beer
I said
I coulda killed a dozen of 'em
He said
H*ll why ain't one here
He told me hold the light
Pulled out a buck knife
We talked about life
while I held the left leg
Went from girls to God
Politics and dogs
Said I'd been lost
So Uncle Joe said
If you're gonna be a friend
Be a friend like Skoal
Always there in a pinch
If you're gonna love a woman
you got
To love her like a Chevy buddy
Steady like a rock
If something's on your mind
Got somethin' to say
Do it like your Browning
Try to shoot 'em straight
H*ll just look around ya
Be Skoal Chevy and Browning
Said that's some sh*t
I should've told your cousin
For he got caught up
in that mess
Wherever he is
I hope he knows I love him
I'd just hate to see you be next
Said that's enough of that
Threw a back strap
On a hot black cast iron skillet
with some Dale's
While I was half beer drinkin'
And half clear thinkin' to myself
If you're gonna be a friend
Be a friend like Skoal
Always there in a pinch
If you're gonna love a woman
you got
To love her like a Chevy buddy
Steady like a rock
If something's on your mind
Got somethin' to say
Do it like your Browning
Try to shoot 'em straight
H*ll just look around ya
Be Skoal Chevy and Browning
Yeah he was old-school as
huntin' in a flannel
Took me with him slap middle
of the rut
I was tryin' to get me one
for the mantle
But I left with somethin' better
in the truck
If you're gonna be a friend
Be a friend like Skoal
Always there in a pinch
If you're gonna love a woman
you got
To love her like a Chevy buddy
Steady like a rock
If something's on your mind
Got somethin' to say
Do it like your Browning
Try to shoot 'em straight
H*ll just look around ya
Be Skoal Chevy and Browning
As simple as
Skoal Chevy and Browning
