I KNOW A GAL
GOT A LOT TO LOSE
SHE'S A PRETTY NICE
LADY BUT SHE'S
KINDA CONFUSED
GOT MUSCLES IN
HER HEAD
AIN'T NEVER BEEN USED
THINKS SHE OWNS
HALF OF THIS TOWN
STARTS DRINKIN' HEAVY
GETS A BIG RED NOSE
AND SHE BEATS HER
OLD MAN WITH
HER PANTY HOSE
AND TAKES HIM OUT
BUYS HIM NEW
CLOTHES
THAT'S THE WAY
THAT THE WORLD
GOES 'ROUND
THAT'S THE WAY
THAT THE WORLD
GOES 'ROUND
ONE MINUTE
YOU'RE UP
AND THE NEXT
YOU'RE DOWN
IT'S HALF AN INCH
OF WATER AND
YOU THINK YOU'RE
GONNA DROWN
THAT'S THE WAY
THAT THE WORLD
GOES 'ROUND
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
WELL I WAS SITTIN'
IN THE TUB JUST
'A COUNTIN' MY TOES
WHEN THE RADIATOR
BROKE AND THE
WATER FROZE
GOT STUCK
IN THE ICE
WITHOUT
ANY CLOTHES
NAKED AS THE
EYES OF A CLOWN
I WAS CRYIN'
ICE CUBES HOPIN'
THAT I'D CROAK
WHEN THE SUN
CAME THROUGH
THE WINDOW AND
THE ICE ALL BROKE
I SAID
SON OF A GUN MAN
THAT'S JUST A JOKE
AND THAT'S THE WAY
THAT THE WORLD
GOES 'ROUND
THAT'S THE WAY
THAT THE WORLD
GOES 'ROUND
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE
UP AND THE NEXT
YOU'RE DOWN
GOTTA HALF AN INCH
OF WATER AND
YOU THINK YOU'RE
GONNA DROWN
THAT'S THE WAY
THAT THE WORLD
GOES 'ROUND
16 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
WELL I SAID THAT'S
THE WAY THAT
THE WORLD
GOES 'ROUND
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE
UP AND THE NEXT
YOU'RE DOWN
GOTTA HALF AN INCH
OF WATER AND
YOU THINK YOU'RE
GONNA DROWN
THAT'S THE WAY
THAT THE WORLD
GOES 'ROUND
THAT'S THE WAY
THAT THE WORLD GOES
'ROUND
THAT'S THE WAY
THAT THE WORLD GOES
'ROUND
27 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA