WELL I HEAR
THERE'S A PLACE
SOMEWHERE
DOWN SOUTH
WHERE YOU DON'T NEED
A HOOK
TO CATCH
A SMALLMOUTH
NO ROD NO REEL
NO BAIT NO DOUBT
JUST WHISTLE
FROM THE BANK
AND THEY ALL WALK OUT
AND THEY SAY
THERE'S A TOWN
NOT FAR FROM HERE
YOU CAN TRADE
YOUR DEBT
FOR GAS AND BEER
NO BOSS NO RENT
NO SWEAT NO CARES
WHERE EVERYBODY
IS A MILLIONAIRE
IF THERE AIN'T
THERE OUGHT'A BE
JUST THINK
OF THE ENDLESS
POSSIBILITIES
A PLACE
WHERE EVERY DAY
IS FRIDAY NIGHT
WITH YOUR ARMS
WRAPPED UP TIGHT
AROUND ME
IF THERE AIN'T
THERE OUGHT'A BE
AND I HEAR
THERE'S A BOOK
THAT YOU CAN BUY
THAT'LL PARAPHRASE
THE MEANIN' OF LIFE
WHAT'S LOVE WHY ME
WHERE'S GOD HOW HIGH
WORD FOR WORD
WHY WOMEN CRY
IF THERE AIN'T
THERE OUGHT'A BE
JUST THINK
OF THE ENDLESS
POSSIBILITIES
A PLACE
WHERE EVERY DAY
IS FRIDAY NIGHT
WITH YOUR ARMS
WRAPPED UP TIGHT
AROUND ME
IF THERE AIN'T
THERE OUGHT'A BE
A PLACE FOR ME
TO MAKE MY DREAMS
COME TRUE
I WISH I WISH UPON
A STAR WILL DO
A FULL FLEDGED
FOOLPROOF GUARANTEE
IF THERE AIN'T
THERE OUGHT'A BE
4 BAR
BREAK
IF THERE AIN'T
THERE OUGHT'A BE
JUST THINK
OF THE ENDLESS
POSSIBILITIES
A PLACE
WHERE EVERY DAY
IS FRIDAY NIGHT
WITH YOUR ARMS
WRAPPED UP TIGHT
AROUND ME
WELL IF THERE AIN'T
THERE OUGHT'A BE
WELL IF THERE AIN'T
THERE OUGHT'A BE