My name is Dallas Major
and I'm coming
out to play
Looking for someone
to have fun with
while my husband
walks away
I'm almost nearly forty
I'm just shy
of five foot two
I'm a mum
to teenage children
does that sound
like fun to you
Cause I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it
I hate it
So I go by Dallas Major
but that's not
really my name
You know
I used to be quite famous
that was way
back in the day
Yes I'm here for validation
and I probably should explain
How my marriage
has been open
since my husband
went astray
And I hate it here
I hate it
My name is Dallas Major
and I'm coming
out to play
Looking for someone
to have fun with
while my husband
walks away
I'm almost nearly forty
I'm just shy
of five foot two
I'm a mum
to teenage children
does that sound
like fun to you
Cause I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
Her name is Dallas Major
She used to be
quite famous
She's no stranger to failure
Her name is Dallas Major
She's terrified of failure
She's just here
for validation
I thought
they got married in Vegas
They call her Dallas Major