A FINE ROMANCE
WITH NO KISSES
A FINE ROMANCE
MY FRIEND THIS IS
WE SHOULD BE LIKE
A COUPLE OF HOT
TOMATOES
BUT YOU'RE AS
COLD AS YESTERDAY'S
MASHED POTATOES
A FINE ROMANCE
YOU WON'T NESTLE
A FINE ROMANCE YOU
WON'T EVEN WRESTLE
I MIGHT AS WELL
PLAY BRIDGE WITH MY
OLD MAID AUNT
I HAVEN'T GOT
A CHANCE THIS IS A
FINE ROMANCE
A FINE ROMANCE
WITH NO KISSES
A FINE ROMANCE
MY FRIEND THIS IS
WE TWO SHOULD BE
LIKE CLAMS IN A DISH
OF CHOWDER
BUT WE JUST FIZZ
LIKE PARTS OF A
SEIDLITZ POWDER
A FINE ROMANCE
WITH NO CLINCHES
A FINE ROMANCE
WITH NO PINCHES
YOU'RE JUST AS
HARD TO LAND AS THE
ÎLE DE FRANCE
I HAVEN'T GOT
A CHANCE THIS IS A
FINE ROMANCE
YOU'RE JUST AS
HARD TO LAND AS THE
ÎLE DE FRANCE
I HAVEN'T GOT
A CHANCE THIS IS A
FINE ROMANCE