AND THE SIGN SAYS
LONG-HAIRED
FREAKY PEOPLE
NEED NOT APPLY
SO I TUCKED MY HAIR
UP UNDER MY HAT
AND I WENT IN
TO ASK HIM WHY
HE SAID
YOU LOOK LIKE
A FINE UPSTANDING
YOUNG MAN
I THINK YOU'LL DO
SO I TOOK OFF MY HAT
AND SAID IMAGINE THAT
HUH
ME WORKIN' FOR YOU
OH
SIGN SIGN
EVERYWHERE A SIGN
BLOCKIN' OUT
THE SCENERY
BREAKIN' MY MIND
DO THIS DON'T DO THAT
CAN'T YOU READ
THE SIGN
AND THE SIGN SAID
ANYBODY CAUGHT
TRESPASSING
WOULD BE SHOT
ON SIGHT
SO I JUMPED
ON THE FENCE
AND I YELLED
TO THE HOUSE
HEY
WHAT GIVES YOU
THE RIGHT
TO PUT UP A FENCE
TO KEEP ME OUT
OR TO KEEP
MOTHER NATURE IN
IF GOD WAS HERE
HE'D TELL YOU
TO YOUR FACE
MAN YOU'RE
SOME KINDA SINNER
SIGN SIGN
EVERYWHERE A SIGN
BLOCKIN' OUT
THE SCENERY
BREAKIN' MY MIND
DO THIS DON'T DO THAT
CAN'T YOU READ
THE SIGN
NOW HEY YOU MISTER
CAN'T YA READ
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE
A SHIRT AND TIE
TO GET A SEAT
YOU CAN'T EVEN WATCH
NO YOU CAN'T EAT
YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE
THE SIGN SAID
YOU GOT TO HAVE
A MEMBERSHIP CARD
TO GET INSIDE UH
AND THE SIGN SAID
EVERYBODY WELCOME
COME IN
KNEEL DOWN AND PRAY
BUT WHEN THEY
PASSED AROUND
THE PLATE
AT THE END OF IT ALL
I DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY
TO PAY
SO I GOT ME
A PEN AND A PAPER
AND I MADE UP
MY OWN LITTLE SIGN
I SAID
THANK YOU LORD
FOR THINKIN' 'BOUT ME
I'M ALIVE AND DOIN' FINE
WOO
SIGN SIGN
EVERYWHERE A SIGN
BLOCKIN' OUT
THE SCENERY
BREAKIN' MY MIND
DO THIS DON'T DO THAT
CAN'T YOU READ
THE SIGN
SIGN SIGN
EVERYWHERE A SIGN
WOO
SIGN SIGN
WOO