Another bride another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season
Another reason
For makin' whoopee
A lot of shoes
A lot of rice
The groom is nervous
He answers twice
It's really killin'
That he's so willin'
To make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same
Sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washin' dishes
And baby clothes
He's so ambitious
He even sews
But don't forget folks
That's what you get folks
For makin' whoopee
Another year
Or maybe less
What's this I hear
Well can't you guess
She feels neglected
And he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee
She sits alone
Most every night
He doesn't phone her
He doesn't write
He says he's busy
But she says ''ls he ''
He's makin' whoopee
He doesn't make much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge
Who thinks he's funny
Says ''You'll pay Six to her''
He says ''Now Judge
Suppose I fail ''
The Judge says ''Budge
Right into jail''
You'd better keep her
I think it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee
You'd better keep her
I know it's cheaper
Than makin' whoopee