Alright
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style
that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money
see so yo world I hope
you're ready for me
Now gather round
Cuz' I'm the new
fool in town
and my sound's laid down
by the Underground
I drink a bottle of
Hennessey
ya gotten' ya self,
so just let me
introduce myself
My name is Humpty,
pronounced with an Umpty
Oh ladies, oh how I like
to funk thee
And all the rappers
in the top ten,
please allow me
to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like
Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the
stereos pump me
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis,
straight gangsta mack
but sometimes
I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers
and your licorice
hey yo fat girl,
c'mere are ya ticklish
Yeah, I called ya fat
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me
from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls
with the boom
I once got busy in the
Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly
but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the
girls' pants
and I even got my
own dance
And do the
humpty hump,
ya come on and do the
humpty hump
Ya do the
humpty hump,
and do the
humpty hump
And do ya know what
we're doin',
we're doin' the
humpty hump-pa
Ya do the
humpty hump,
just do, the do the
humpty hump
People say
"Yo, Humpty, you're really
funny lookin"
But that's all right
'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya
constantly try to
compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see,
and on the floor, B,
all the girls they
adore me
Oh yes, ladies,
I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my
humpty nose will
tickle ya rear
My nose is big,
uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle,
I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies,
ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin'
and my nose is large
I get stoopid,
I shoot an arrow
like Cupid,
I use a word that
don't mean nothin',
like looptid
I sang on Do Whatcha Like,
and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just
grab 'em in the biscuits
I also told ya that
I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's
obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give
Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do
my dance
Sexy baby
Just do, the do the
humpty hump
Sexy baby
Do the
humpty hump
Come on and do the
humpty hump
Sexy baby
And do you know
what we're doin'
We're doin' the
humpty hump
Sexy lady
And do the
humpty hump
Just keep on doin'
the hump
Ah yea, we're gonna get
a little bit
of that black dude
right here
A Doo reah doo reh
Doo reah doo reh
Ah, yeah
Since I told ya a little
somethin' about myself
It's time to introduce
to you my dance
It's real easy to do,
so check it out
First you limp to the side
like your legs was broken
Shakin' and twitchin'
kinda like It was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like
M.C. Hammer on crack,
Humpty
That's right 'cause my
body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a
fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all,
and Humpty Hump's
my name
No two people will do it
the same
Ya got it down when ya
appear to be in pain
Jumpin', humpin', funkin',
jig around, shakin' ya
rump, and when the dude
a chump pump points a
finger like a stump
tell him step off,
I'm doin' the hump
Oh, sexy baby
Do the
humpty hump
Yeah come on an' do the
humpty hump
Sexy baby
Just do, the do the
humpty hump
Sexy lady
And do you know
what we're doin'
We're doin' the
humpty hump-pa
You do the
humpty hump
just watch and do the
humpty hump
A-black people, ya do the
humpty hump,
ya come on an' do the
humpty hump
And white people,
ya do the
humpty hump,
just do, the do the
humpty hump
Puerto Ricans, ya do the
humpty hump,
just do, the do the
humpty hump
Samoans, ya do the
humpty hump,
just keep on doin'
the hump
Do the
humpty hump
ya come on and do the
humpty hump
ya do the
humpty hump
Just keep on doin'
the hump
And do you know
what we're doin'
We're doin' the
Humpty Hump