Whose jalopy is
covered with junk
But don't have
any money for lunch
It's Hollywood
it's Hollywood
Who's the local star
with the big fine car
It's Hollywood
Who wears the shaded
glasses after dark
Who tries to talk
the little girlies
into parking
It's Hollywood
Hollywood
Who's the local yokel
with the horn rimmed
bi-focals
It's Hollywood
Go Go Go
Who else would hold
a cigarette like that
Who else would wear
a little Frenchies hat
No one but Hollywood
Hollywood
Who thinks he's been around
But ain't never
been out oftown
It's Hollywood
I'll give you
just one little guess
At who old Hollywood's
trying to impress
You're right
it's Hollywood
Hollywood
Who's that farmer
who thinks he's a charmer
It's Hollywood