Couple cover charge stamps
got her hand looking
like a rainbow
In and out of every bar
on a whim just like
the wind blows
She's either a bachelorette
or coming off a breakup
Take a drunk girl home
She's bouncing
like a pinball
Singing every word
she never knew
Dancing with her
eyes closed
like she's the
only one in the room
Her hair's a perfect mess
falling out of that dress
Take a drunk girl home
Take a drunk girl home
Let her sleep all alone
Leave her keys on
the counter your
number by the phone
Pick up her life
she threw on the floor
Leave the hall
lights on walk out
and lock the door
That's how she knows
the difference between
a boy and a man
Take a drunk girl home
You leave her drive
for a dive and you get
something bad to eat
They're singing
Closing Time
at that little bar
across the street
In two by twos
strangers and lovers
headed for the covers
hooking up
That TV in your
two bedroom
sounds turned off
And through the
paperthin walls
you can hear
the neighbor's
cigarette cough
There's a million things
you could be doing
but there's one thing
you're damn sure
glad you did
Take a drunk girl home
Let her sleep all alone
Leave her keys on
the counter your
number by the phone
Pick up her life
she threw on the floor
Leave the hall
lights on walk out
and lock the door
That's how ya know
the difference between
a boy and a man
You take a drunk girl home
You took a drunk girl home
In the sober light of dawn
She left you a message
she thanks you
on the phone
'Cause you picked up
her life she threw
on the floor
You left the hall
lights on walked out
and locked the door
That's how she knows
the difference between
a boy and a man
Take a drunk girl home
You take a drunk girl home
Take a drunk girl home