Thank you
very much.
I'm Chef
This song is
off my second
hit album
Two tablespoons
of cinnamon
And two or three
egg whites
A half a stick
of butter melted
Stick it all
in a bowl baby
Stir it with a
wooden spoon
Mix in a
cup of flour
You'll be in
heaven soon
Say everybody have
you seen my balls,
they're big and
salty and brown
If you ever need
a quick pick me up
just stick my balls
in your mouth
Ooo suck on
my chocolate
salted balls
Stick 'em in
your mouth
and suck 'em
Suck on my
chocolate
salted balls
They're packed
full of vitamins
and good for you
So suck
on my balls
Quarter cup of
unsweetened
chocolate
And a half a
cup of brandy
You throw in a
bag or two
of sugar
And just a
pinch of vanilla
Grease up the
cookie sheet
'Cause I hate
when my
balls stick
Then preheat the
oven to
three-fifty
And give that
spoon a lick
Say everybody have
you seen my balls,
they're big and
salty and brown
If you ever need a
quick pick me up
just stick my balls
in your mouth
Suck on
my chocolate
salted balls
Put 'em in
your mouth
and suck 'em
Suck on
my chocolate
salted balls
They're packed
full of goodness
High on fibre
Suck on
my balls
Hey wait a minute
Whats that smell?
Smell like
something burning
Well that don't
confront me none
Long as I get
my rent paid
on Friday
Baby you better
get back in
the kitchen
' Cause I got a
sneakin suspicion
Oh man,
baby, baby,
you just burned
my balls
Help me,
my balls on fire
Baby, my balls
are burning
Give me
some water
Pour some
water on me
My balls
are burning
Oh, my goodness
I'm blown
I'm blown
Do something
Oooo, suck on my
chocolate
salted balls
Put 'em in
your mouth and
suck 'em
They're on
fire baby
Suck on my
chocolate
salted balls
Put em out
baby, blow
Ohh
Suck on
my balls, baby
Suck on
my balls, baby
Suck on my
red hot salted
chocolate balls
Come on baby
Woo Woo
Suck on my balls