I don't care
Where I'm going
Just as long as
I'm with you
Put it there, pal
Put it there...!
I'll be just
Like your horses
But I'll stick
To you like glue
Put it there, pal
Put it there...!
Your face could
Make a fortune
Just your nose
Should make a lot
Well, I like the
Way you wear those
Gaudy colored
Shirts you've got
It's the only time
A rainbow
Ever covered up
A pot
We're such
A perfect pair
Put it there...!
You've got that
Something
In your voice
Just right for
Selling cheese
I sell a lot of
The stuff
Put it there, pal
Put it there...
I think your jokes
Are great!
yeah?
It's just that folks
Are hard to please
Aw, Philistines!
Put it there!
Put it there...
I'm glad you're
Fooling pepsodent
And stealing
All that cash
Well, I hear your
Show on Thursdays
What a lot of eggs
You smash
At least I don't
Depend upon
Colona's big
Mustache
You're faithful
And you're fair
Put it there...
My colleague!
My crony!
My cohort!
My friend!
Companion!
Confederates!
Chums to the end!
Like meat
And potatoes!
Salt and tomatoes!
Boy, what a blend
Don't put it
In the paper
Don't put it
On the air
Don't put it
On the shelf
Put it there...!