THERE'S A GIRL
ON CHANNEL THIRTEEN
I KNOW SHE'S GONNA
FALL IN LOVE WITH ME
AND I'M GONNA WIN
THE LOTTERY TOMORROW
OR THE NEXT DAY
I DRIVE A MERCEDES BENZ
I'VE GOT A WHOLE
BOAT LOAD OF FRIENDS
I'M GONNA BE ON
CMT SOMEDAY
BUT IN MY REAL WORLD
THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
TURN OUT SO GOOD
LIKE YOU WISH
THEY WOULD
YEAH
IN MY REAL WORLD
I'M A LITTLE BIT
MESSED UP AND BROKE
DON'T YOU KNOW
OH
I GOT MORE MONEY
THEN GEORGE STRAIT
I THROW BENJIES
OUT THE WINDOW
ALL DAY
JUST TO SEE
HOW FAR THEY FLY
BYE BYE
I GET MORE GIRLS
THEN THE PRESIDENT
MOM AND DAD STILL
PAY THE RENT
AND I THROW PARTIES
ALL NIGHT LONG
BUT IN MY REAL WORLD
THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
TURN OUT SO GOOD
LIKE YOU WISH
THEY WOULD
YEAH
IN MY REAL WORLD
I'M A LITTLE BIT MESSED
UP AND BROKE
DON'T YOU KNOW
SOLO
4 BAR BREAK
IN MY REAL WORLD
THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
TURN OUT SO GOOD
LIKE YOU WISH
THEY WOULD NO
IN MY REAL WORLD
I'M A LITTLE BIT
MESSED UP AND BROKE
OH DON'T YOU KNOW
OH
IN MY REAL WORLD
THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
TURN OUT SO GOOD
LIKE YOU WISH
THEY WOULD
OH IN MY REAL WORLD
I'M A LITTLE BIT
MESSED UP AND BROKE
DON'T YOU KNOW
OH-OH
YEE-HAW
I'M A ROCKSTAR
I'M A COWBOY
EVERYBODY
LOVES THIS SONG
I'M A ROCKSTAR
I'M A COWBOY
EVERYBODY
SING ALONG
I'M A ROCKSTAR
I'M A COWBOY
EVERYBODY
LOVES THIS SONG
I'M A ROCKSTAR
I'M A COWBOY
EVERYBODY
SING ALONG
I'VE GOT A SPACESHIP
FULLY EQUIPPED
'CAUSE I'M A COWBOY
STEVIE WONDER
I'VE GOT A SPACESHIP
FULLY EQUIPPED
'CAUSE I'M A COWBOY
STEVIE WONDER
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
HEY
HEY
HEY
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
GREEN GREEN GRASS AND
A RUBBER RUSSIAN BIMBO
NO ONE'S GOT A NAME FOR A
BRAIN FOR THE SCARECROW
HOW CAN HE BELIEVE
WHAT HE SEES ON THE TV
NOTHING BUT EXTREME
OVER-EXECUTED FANTASY
HAPPY DANCING FEET
DOWN THE STREET
ON THE CORNER
SOME MAY SAY
HE'S SILLY
SOME MAY SAY
THAT HE'S A LONER
HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN
HE'S GOT A NAME
NOBODY KNOWS IT
DID ANYBODY EVER
STOP AND OFFER HIM
A PROZAC
PROZAC
PROZAC
PROZAC
GREEN GREEN GRASS AND
A RUBBER RUSSIAN BIMBO
NO ONE'S GOT A NAME FOR A
BRAIN FOR THE SCARECROW
HOW CAN HE BELIEVE
WHAT HE SEES ON THE TV
NOTHING BUT EXTREME
OVER-EXECUTED FANTASY
HAPPY DANCING FEET
DOWN THE STREET ON
THE CORNER SOME MAY
SAY HE'S SILLY SOME MAY
SAY THAT HE'S A LONER
HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN
HE'S GOT A NAME
NOBODY KNOWS IT
DID ANYBODY EVER STOP
AND OFFER HIM A PROZAC
HEY
HEY-HEY
YEE-HAW
GRAB YOUR PARTNER
WELL NOW
SWING YOUR PARTNER
'ROUND AND 'ROUND
SPANK HER IN THE BUTT
AND SPIN HER ALL AROUND