He had a bad old man
who beat him.
Took a hammer to his
knees just to please him
Now he's 35 and half alive
He's an open mouth
in a beehive.
He's gonna smile
and be happy
Make everyone know
that he's happy
Put his smiling face
on billboard
Kiss him from your car,
he's happy.
He's not happy
With his swollen lips
around his early teens
In his dress he can't
believe it's in his genes
Some days he's half man
and then he's half god.
But on his blue days he
wouldn't touch his greens
He's gonna make you
smile and be happy.
Make everyone know
that he's happy
Put his smiling face
on the TV.
Kiss him from your chair,
make him happy
He drowned his stepson
in the duckpond.
Let the wife beater
out to make a pop song
He put razor blades
in the ice cream.
Shot a paedophile
in a wet dream
Mmm mmm
Mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm
He's got a young man
who feeds him.
Whispers sweet nothings
just to please him
He makes him cool
for the TV.
Makes half the man
he is a celebrity
With his swollen lips
around his early teens.
In his dress he can't
believe it's in his genes
He's half a man and
then he's half a god
One half bitch,
one half god.
He drowned his stepson
in the duckpond
Let the wife beater out
to make a pop song
Put razor blades
in the ice cream
Made nobody famous
on the big screen
Put the whole wide world
on remote control
He put a five-times rapist
on his TV show
On every single channel
in every single home.
You can even hear his
voice on the telephone
Mmm mmm
Mmm mmm
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